March 9th
Are you ready for the Chili Pot?
- Adolfo’s Play Is Over: Adolfo had his last play performance the other night, and Adolfo decided to have some fun with it. At the end of the play, the entire cast came out and wanted to field questions from the audience. Well, Adolfo decided to try to answer as many of the questions as he could. It could have been about the music or the lighting or anything else that Adolfo knows nothing about, but he made sure to pipe up and say SOMETHING, just to make everyone around him hate him. The guys thought that it was brilliant and think Adolfo did something funny for once. (Adolfo, always stealing the spotlight…)
- Crash’s Drinking (or lack thereof): The guys start talking about the decision Crash made a couple of weeks ago to not drink until he goes to Bermuda. Most people lose wait, but Crash is eating so much more now to make up for the lack of booze, that he isn’t losing any weight. Rich asks if he starts to salivate when he sees billboards and other ads for beer, and Crash says “most certainly”. He was at a clam shack the other day and noticed they served beer now, and almost bought one right then and there. His wife was drinking a Bud Light and he snatched it out of her hands just so he could get a whiff of that “sweet nectar of the gods.”
- Toucher & MIKE in the morning?: Last week, the guys received a demo tape from a kid who wants Rich’s job. The guys asked him to send in three parody songs: one about the economy, the Octo-mom, and why he should have Rich’s job. These things are GREAT! If I were Rich, I would be searching for my next job already…
- Fred’s Wife Complains During Sex: …that was pretty much it. Fred mentioned that during the show and thought it was important enough to mention on the recap…
- Interview with Brande Roderick: This lady was a model and appeared in Playboy, and is now on the new season of Celebrity Apprentice.
- Entertainment With Rich: Is Larry the Cable Guy’s Roast going to be funny? Sure, why not? Details from Chris Brown’s alleged assault on Rhianna were released from the LAPD, apparently she found out he got a long text from a girl, and he tried to get her out of the car, but she was still in the seatbelt, so then other things happened and blah blah blah. Paul Blart is STILL making a CRAP LOAD of money. The Watchmen movie is getting mixed reviews, and Rich’s musical movie review is replayed.
- Jay Dobyns: An ATF agent who went undercover and became a member of the Hells Angels. This guy was shot before he even received a paycheck. While he was trying to become a member of the Hells Angels, they asked him to take out some guy in Las Vegas. Luckily, he made a call before he got there and the person he was supposed to kill was gone. All this stuff and more insane things he had to do are in his new book “No Angel: My Harrowing Undercover Journey to the Inner Circle of the Hells Angels.”
- Chili Pot Is Tonight!: Adolfo has already been asked to not drink so much. Crash is trying to facebook his “Miss Feet” girl, but it keeps freezing on him. Rich Cronin should be here tonight, the Street Dogs will be performing. If you won tickets, you better be there!
- Sports With Crash: In UFC news, Rampage Jackson won his last fight, so he’ll be in a championship match against some guy. T.O. is heading to the Bills. The Bruins need to wake up because their lead in the East is slipping. Charles Barkley served his jail time….all three days…for a DUI.
- You Listened Now Discuss: Some guy calls in to sell Rich a house, Josie Scott calls in and wants to make it to the big party tonight, a fellow T.A.R.D. calls in and thanks the guys for the shout out for the flyers that the guys are making for the show. Mike calls in to say “I will catch you on the flip side”, Jay calls in to mention how Jim wanted $50 for the work he did. John calls in to say “O&A are no longer on in the mornings on CBS.” T&R wish them the best of luck!